May 2013
Everyone has amazing hair like
While I’m over here like
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in...
whateverhumans:
rootbeef:
gangstamickey:
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
ineedathneed:
birdarangs:
I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs
crumzinmahlap:
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
cloysterbell:
Out of context Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever.
“Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes.”
“Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it.
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After getting a haircut
sodamnrelatable:
Expectation:
Reality:
omg
scientist: on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
That moment when you finish all your homework
sodamnrelatable:
April 2013
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
shavingryansprivates:
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d...
vardaesque:
vardaesque:
MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD
clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
assiest:
you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia
prospited:
WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR
PLAIN
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