Why are men smarter during sex ?
helenfernandezxo: kitchenbitchh: ijustwantyou: fuckyeahorgasmic: Because they’re plugged into a genius . LOL GOOD ONE LOLOLOLOLOL OHMYGOSH HAHAHAH
Halloween in Australia
One time, some kids came to our house on Halloween and we didn’t have any candy in the house (we never do), so my mum just gave them some packets of Continental instance soup. Ruffles.
It was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too...
photographies-: lovingeverypieceofme: eyeslikesunsetsbaby: -jenataliagaskarth: ROFL OH MY.
That's right student.
yanilavigne: Teacher : How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at Home.
It's hard to gain friends, but it's easy to lose...
fckitsanntran: why cant you just be my friend forever,.
The best way to avoid disappointment is to not...
The man who does the voice of Spongebob died...
s2jessicaa-: omfg. first pokemon and now this?