March 2010
Jo Kwon (:
discutting = disgusting
So you think you had a hard childhood?
Well F*** YOU, it’s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the kool-aidgot prick next store who was always beating the mini cooper out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth mini cooper. Its not even like I had a choice, the town john teshing had something like 9 people living in it, I...
Daddy is calling.
*Ring-Ring* “Hello?” “Hi, honey, this is daddy,” … “Is your mommy near the phone?” “No, daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,” After a brief pause, daddy says, “But you haven’t got an Uncle Frank, honey!” “Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with mommy, right now!” “Uh,...
Son comes home to tell his dad that he has had sex for the first time ever. The dad looks at him and smiles and gets up to go to the refrigerator to grab two beers, one for himself and one for his son. He sits down and asks,” Do you have any questions about what happened?” Son replies,”Yeah, how long is my butt going to hurt?”
