February 2011
Sunday, February 27
• The usual happened: food, shower, toilet, homework etc etc.
• Went over to Julianne’s house at around 3 and her mum drove us to Anna’s joint for a study group thing (there’s a maths assignment tomorrow and I’m absolutely hopeless at graphing with a calculator) TODAY WAS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER BEEN TO BOTH OF THEIR HOUSES.
• Omg, I love Anna’s room. She...
To the bitches who talk back to teachers and think...
Waste of my education and class time.
The poem Phuong wrote for me in less than 15...
There once was a strange girl.
If I recall, her name was Pearl.
She had an old cello,
That she thought was a man named Bello.
She took it for rides on her bike.
Then one day, they had a big fight.
Everyone thought she was crazy.
Then suddenly, the cello became a lady.
But this was all in her mind.
Now she lives in an asylum, confined.
When my friends swear:
When my teachers swear:
Anonymous asked: you don't post anything fun anymore.
i mean, i still read your things though look back at like 40 pages before and i love how you always make me smile because the things you reblog are funny.
even so, i just want to say thank you for making my depression go away.
thanks kim :)
i mean, i still read your things though look back at like 40 pages before and i love how you always make me smile because the things you reblog are funny.
even so, i just want to say thank you for making my depression go away.
thanks kim :)
5 minutes later
Helen: I think he's (the tutor) American, but my mum says he's Indian.
Stephanie: What colour is he?
Thoughts: Omg Stephanie, you can't just ask her what colour they are.
Typical Helen.
Me: All maths tutors are Asian.
Helen: No, mine's Indian.
Me: ..Indians are Asian.
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“If you tossed all I gave you in the trash, bitch you can catch your own fucking...”
– Kingsley
Childhood Candy :')
Warheads
Nerds Rope
Gobstopper
Runts(?) I used to get these from those candy vending machines :3
Zombie Chews
Ghost Drops
Wicked Fizz
Hartbeat
Red Skins
Push Pop
Fun Dip
I got eye raped today
I was walking with my mum in Footscray and a car drove past and one of the guys whistled. This is the first time it’s ever happened.
WHY DO I FEEL SO VIOLATED?
I should be flattered , but I’m not.
…unless they were whistling at my mum ._.
The awkward moment when my mum goes to buy...
If I don't turn out stoned in this year's school...
Ugh. Finding an unfamiliar element on the periodic...
Sigh,
I’ve got another maths tutor. His name’s Mac. LOL. He’s around my brother’s age, goes to the same uni as him and studies the same thing as well. Freeeaky.
And at one point, he wore skinny jeans with thongs.
Oh. dear. god.
awesomekimmy:
I’ll admit it: I miss having a best friend of my own. I know I sound selfish but it’s true. Sure, I have friends who I can talk to, but it’s not the same.
I miss having someone I can run around school with, arm in arm, just being silly and creating memorable times together. Or just being able to tell someone your deepest and darkest secrets. Someone who knows every single detail...
I saw Ms. Murphy (a teacher) at Woolworths before
I think she saw me.
That one person in maths class who always showoffs...
Oh dear god.
I was giving my hair a trim and I decided to thin out the hair on the left side of my head. 2 minutes later, the hair on the left side was 3cm shorter than the other side *face palm*. WHAT DO I DOOO? I don’t want to cut the other side as well cause my hair’s already short but if I don’t, I’ll look stupid.
STUPID STUPID STUPID KIM.
Friday, January 4
• First day of year 11
• Slept at 12:30 and spent the next two hours rolling around
• Alarm went off at 7AM but I only got out of bed at 7:30AM. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?
• My hair was wavy, even though I permanently straightened it 2 weeks. So In order to straighten it without actually using a straightener, I had to soak the wavy parts and blow dry it (it’s only straight after I...
Changing friends
istitchyoubitch:
Best friends one day, enemies the next and eventually you become strangers to each other. Walking past them is no different to crossing paths with someone whom you’ve never met. You avoid eye contact because of a slight feeling of nostalgia, missing what you had, and yet from their side you can almost make out a pang of regret; they’d rather have never met you. They don’t utter...
When the teacher says: 'You'll be working in...
And everyone’s like:
But then the teacher like: ‘I’ll be choosing your partners’
And everyone’s like:
And you find out your partner’s like:
Then you turn around and see that your friends are partnered together and you’re just like:
Why does this always happen?
I was answering a chem question (in pencil) and realized I made a mistake. I rubbed it out and wrote the exact same thing 2 seconds later
*bangs head against wall*
Omg ;-;
I just had a dream that I was pregnant. The freak? Where did that come from?
2nd last day of holidays
Spent the day with my back hunched over the table trying to do accounting and methods at the same time. My neck aches and I’ve been cracking it every 2 minutes
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I was chewing gum again
This time it fell out of my mouth.
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Onto my book.
I did not know that Ellen DeGeneres was the voice...
Maths help?
Given the equation: 3ax + 11 = 7 - 5x, solve for x.
“The awkward moment when your awkward moment joke is dry as your grandma’s...”
– ImMrTeddy (Youtuber)
January 2011
“Without you, I’m just the dynamic uno”
– Barney Stinson
I was chewing gum before
• And I blew a bubble.
• It popped.
• All over my face
Mi fayul.
