March 2011
All of my friends live near each other.
ohdeardana:
For them, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.”
For me, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”
I drank blue slurpee in the morning and the inside...
Helen: What did you do? French kiss an avatar?
That moment when you and your friend walk past...
brittneygrace:
i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting...
skomak:
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
BITCH PLEASE.
Anonymous asked: I saw you the other day
Luanlegacy seems to be the Asian version of...
Whilst in auditorium talking about goals and the...
Marygrace: What do you wanna marry?
Me: A donkey, wait no, a unicorn!
Marygrace: Good choice, you'll have magical babies
Me: They'll be extra horny..geddit? HARHAR
awesomekimmy:
Life is so dull now that I’m in my VCE years. There’s just so much homework that there’s really no time for personal leisure activities. And if I do chose to go out, the consequence is my homework pile increasing. It’s a never ending pile of work; I complete one thing and feel proud, but then realise I still have another 5 other things to complete. I know these are the supposed to...
A Touching Story.
youandmeyoungforever:
The boy touches the girl’s hand.
The girl touches the boy’s hand.
WHAT A TOUCHING STORY.
And this too. Man, I sound like a bitch :\
Me: I can so imagine you with a boyfriend
Hang: Kekeke, Jaejoong!
Me: I said a boyfriend, not a girl!
I was looking through my book of random stuff from...
Me: It's the little things that count.
Marygrace: My ass counts
Me: ...that's not little
It’s eat-able
– Tayla Nguyen
onewaytosay:
My sexy facials ;)
Success is a stairway, not a doorway
OH EM GEE
I see Far East Movement on Sunrise :D