June 2012
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
most-awkward-moments:
starkassembled:
zeldea:
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM
me: i'll be on top
bed:
me: shh don't speak
hotforphysics:
There are bags under my eyes. Bags of money haaha later peasants
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imjustonekid:
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“A magic willy… this was what Harry had been really looking…
snarg:
sTaRfIsH WeRe MeAnT 2 fLy
imjustonekid:
you know what mozart is doing right now?
de-composing
